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From the New Left Post Modern Neo Marxist Existential Campus News Desk, It may or may not be news, your subjective mind must decide.
The universities Critical Pedagogy society held their annual anti-western culture, anti-social norms and anti-traditions faculty party, nobody showed up, a yearly success story.
The Materialistic Reductionist club concluded consciousness and free will are just a figment of your imagination and after a lot of random cranial chemical reactions decided to disband. It was not surprising, just a result of time, space and matter in motion, but not cause and effect it was just correlations.
Post Structural Hermeneutics Corner, words have no meaning, we just have not figured out what they do not mean yet, but we are working hard to apply them to our Radical Leftist Deconstructed understanding of History. Our interpretations may not be true but at least they are interesting. Isn’t that all that matters?
German Neo-Marxist Critical Theory declares all of western culture, traditions, free markets, and individual rights are oppressive except for Socialism; now they just want to help everybody else to understand. Reorientation centers may be necessary, the central planners must decide.
French Socialist Post-Modernism declares the Age of Reason is absurd but knowledge is power, reality outside ourselves is not knowable and there is no truth, We must therefore reform education to free young minds from common sense it could be psychologically damaging. Our citation circles must decide, empirical evidence can’t be trusted it is too subjective.
Progressives declare we have passed the age of oppressive government so we are going to use the Courts, Judicial Activism and Legal Positivism to reinterpret and change the Constitution to make this world a better place for the common person, whether the public likes it or not.
The Psych Department has issued a warning: Any suppression of primal urges or self-restraint caused by society and culture is repressive to the mind and psychologically damaging therefore Immoral. Get in touch with your primal self, live like the animal you are, free your conscience, the consequences are societies fault and you are not responsible. Next week’s class discussion is on how your environment predetermines you problems.
The PHDs have declared Marxism is the only answer, the gulags will help all dissenters understand their repression and alienation!
THIS JUST IN, Social Justice Warriors have declared war on the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. They have declared Liberty and Justice for All to be a fake Ideal meant to oppress people. They have deduced that Self-Evident Truths, Unalienable Rights, The Freedom to Pursue Happiness and Government by Consent of the people is a White Christian Patriarchal tool used enslave us all. The Bill of Rights have been declared an evil social construct of our persecutors. May our new Woke Masters free us all from ourselves and the scourge of Common Sense. Long live the Almighty Intellectual Autocrats.
The Bible Club, recently kicked off campus for actually believing God gave us reason and our five senses so that we can know the world we live in, reports. You can gain knowledge of what the whole Bible is about by reading the Gospel of John and Book of Romans and its whole message can be summed up in 1st Corinthians 15: 1-4. Faith in this message will let God’s burning love into your heart which is The LORD Jesus Christ becoming one with you through his Spirit!